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200% sure no one really likes me

avenggers:

a-cis-anti-feminist:

oneboredjeu:

Have a nice day.

WHAT THE FUCK

this whole website is on crack

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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

coffeebuddha:

coffeebuddha:

All I want in a boyfriend is someone who won’t touch me or talk to me, but who periodically checks in to see if I’m okay and brings me food whenever I ask.

A waiter. I just realized I’m looking for a waiter.

vulpesatomicus:

it feels like somebody….

vulpesatomicus:

it feels like somebody….

vulpesatomicus:

waNTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

vulpesatomicus:

waNTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

surfcontra:

disgustinganimals:

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

surfcontra:

disgustinganimals:

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

IT’S NOT EVEN OCTOBER

IT’S ALWAYS OCTOBER

masturbae:

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

ms-marauder-inlove:

fappuclno:

GOD IT WAS LIKE I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH HELL

the little infinity

whY THE FUCK

i hat this post

dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

driftingthroughtheskies:

hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.

AMEN TO THAT

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

elvendcrk:

elvendcrk:

when snape realizes he’s dying he doesn’t care, in fact he’s happy because he knows in just a moment he’ll see lily again

but to his great dismay he’s greeted instead by none other than james potter

who promptly envelopes him in an awkward but genuine hug and says with a hoarse voice, “thank you for taking care of my son”

#and then lily shouts from off in the distance   #’BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TREAT HIM LIKE SHIT YOU PIECE OF TRASH’

thequeenvevo:

hey you smell like trash, can I take you out?

elovers:

People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues