rad & sometimes sad

200% sure no one really likes me

huffleist-of-puffs:

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

I thought this was going to make me annoyed but everything turned out better than expected

(via peachystiles)

One time in class, I got fed up

This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
Teacher:I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
Kid:why can't we watch a movie?
Teacher:because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
Me:then why do they give us homework?
Whole class:.....
Teacher:.....
President:.....
Miley Cyrus:....
Me:....
Teacher:Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.

xharries:
Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

(Source: tru2002, via wintryjpg)

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

(via alphabitches)

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

nerds-are-cool:

lesb0:

oceandropsandlove:

want

I would sleep in this until I got too old to climb up the ladder dead ass

and then i would find a way to build in a chair lift

(Source: aswechoke, via phxnchester)

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

(Source: nxte, via humanityishowlingatthemoon)

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

image

(via phxnchester)

ironically-homo:

Shout out to Dan and Phil for being one of the only youtubers left who haven’t promoted audible

(via phxnchester)

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